The SSPWLTSRTQ and the Hippo

One day, a super shy person who likes to share random trivia questions was leading an exercise class. In the class there was a Hippo. Today the Hippo had a really bad case of the hiccups. The SSPWLTSRTQ (super shy person who likes to share random trivia questions) felt bad for the Hippo, so he bought a good luck charm. The next exercise class he brought the lucky charm with him to give to the Hippo (assuming that the Hippo still had a really bad case of the Hiccups). After class, he gave it to the hippo. When the hippo got home he took the charm out of his bag and flipped the ‘on’ switch. He waited, but nothing happened, so he assumed that it had been jostled around so much in his bag that it had broken. So he tossed it onto the couch and started doing his usual stretching routine that he always did after exercise class. Right as he was slowly lowering himself down to a near-splits position, he heard a knock at the door. This knock at the door startled the stretching Hippo so much he forgot to concentrate on not slipping and fell into the complete splits. After much grumbling and wincing, the Hippo slowly pushed himself into a standing position and made his way painfully to the door. When the Hippo finally answered he saw to his dismay a Egyptian Pharaoh with a traditional Egyptian hunting spear. The Hippo was so scared that he slammed the door so hard he was not able too keep a hold on the handle, so the door bounced of the frame and came back and knocked him out. Meanwhile, out in the hall, the Pharaoh started to laugh. He laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed again. When he was done laughing he wrote a note that said, Sorry I scared you. Your friend, SSPWLTSRTQ. When the hippo woke up, and his hiccups were gone; he was so happy. And from then on he always kept the good luck charm switch on (exept for when he was stretching, then he turned it off).