Ginger History

Ginger power

Let me begin where the connection between Gingers and Canada begins. For that matter, let me begin even before that, when one race of Americans destroyed another.  North America was Inhabited for approximately 1021 years by two neighboring peoples, The Nephites and The Lamanites. For the first years of this time they were all one race, but a portion of the people were cursed for their disobedience to the commandments.  

Near the year of 421 the Lamanites wiped the Nephites off the face of the Earth. Following that time, the Lamanites spread across the entire North and South Americas. For almost seven Hundred years the Natives (previously known as the Lamanites) dwelt in relative peace without disturbance from the rest of the world. Then in 1050, one of the most important things in the history of the Canada happened, The Ruler of the Gingers, If you will, the Chuck Norris of the time, Leif Ericson  discovered Canada.

After the Discovery, Leif unleashed the full and unquestioned power of the elite clan of Gingers, The Ginga’s. The reason he did this is still unknown, though there are a good number of speculations. The most common of these theories is that, Leif believed, just as I do, that the Gingers of the world must have an unpolluted stronghold from which, the Gingers could master their extreme power without disturbance and pollution. The land that was seemingly uninhabited at the time was a perfect location for such a base.

Now, you must be thinking that Leif was stupid to go in search of a new place when they had places like Denmark, or Norway. You must understand that, though these places have a almost complete Redheaded population they were not pure Ginger. Because of royalty and politics, the groups that live in these lands were not pure. Leif and his companions were the most pure blooded Gingers in the entire world, and thus, possess the most Ginger power of anyone on the planet.

Before I go much further I will explain the transfer of Ginger Power from generation to generation. Let’s assume that, because nobody knows the exact amount of Ginger Power that Leif Ericson possessed, he had almost all of the abilities that have ever been granted to Gingers. Now let’s say that, of course, he married a Ginger who was not quite as pure as he was. Their children would have the same powers as their mother. Now we say that Leifs eldest son married a half pure redhead (once you reach half purity you are no longer considered a Ginger) their children would no longer be Gingers. Get it? your Ginger Power is the equivalent of your least powerful parent.  There are a few exceptions to that rule. If the Great Almighty Soul Master (Leif held this title in his life, Queen Elizabeth of England held it in hers, and at present Chuck Norris is the Almighty Soul Master) Feels your soul as it is filling your body. He may, if he is so inclined, alter the state of the body which it is coming into. Now, you must understand that it is a rare thing for the all powerful one to reach out in an effort to change a poor little human into a Ginger. This requires a huge amount of power and is a gamble. without Ginger parent, the child is forced to learn for itself of his or her power before the powers fade into oblivion. Now, if a soul has potential as a Ginger and has some of the Genes required, it is more likely for the Soul Master to increase the power of that gene to make a new Ginger.

If you end up with this gift from the Almighty. You gain The powers of a Ginger according to your potential. This is what has happened to me. My grandpa was a Ginger in his youth. He had an interesting family situation he never learned to use his power, and it was lost to him. By the time he graduated from High School he no longer had the powers the come from red hair, then he no longer had red hair, it faded. He had lost his power. But even though he lost his power, he was still drawn to the power of it. He later moved to Canada, but when the stripping of the power invested in Canada (we will address that in later chapters) He immediately began to feel homesick, too long for America, the land where that power was being transferred. Because of my Grandpa’s gene, I was a more likely candidate for Ginger power. I have mastered my skills and specialize in Soul and power removal as well as inanimate manipulation. I have been classed as a class 3 Ginger, anyone with class seven of lower are automatically qualified to be a Ginga, all you have to do to become one is to prove that you are in that class area and submit your application.

Anyway, the original Ginga’s bestowed the most Ginger power anyone had ever mustered on the land that would come to be know as Canada. They set up a settlement for the winter but then discovered that they were not alone. The natives came, and before fall ever came, the Ginga’s were forced to retreat. for almost 500 years the land was left untouched by Europeans, but the power of the Ginga’ remained. But it could not expand due to the fact that the people of that land were cursed by God.

“For The Ginga’!!!”

In 1492 Christopher Columbus had launched an expedition to the new world that must be stopped, before it happened.  Queen Elizabeth the 1st had just reached her age of maturity and was now the Great Almighty Soul Master. She ordered the sabotage  mission on the Columbian expedition.  The mission failed, and the saboteur was the first Ginga’ to ever be cast from the Brotherhood (one of only two in history) because of his failure, the pollution of Canada began.  Elizabeth then ordered the expedition to Canada, and soon England claimed Canada as their own, shortly thereafter, the French came and conquered the whole of Canada, the beginning of the modern rivalry between the Gingarian Brotherhood and the French Knights of the Templar. Just before the revolutionary war, the English attacked and conquered the French territory of Canada.

Then the International Ginger Committee determined that we needed to select a country to revolutionize and cause the people of Canada to feel oppressed to the point that they would revolt, at which point the Gingers could step in and claim the land for ourselves. They decided that the thirteen colonies of America would be the easiest and most effective location to revolutionize. The Gingarian second in command and general, George Washington was sent to be the official leader of the Revolution. The whole team sent to America who’s sole purpose was to start the revolution, hired radical Americans to stir up the people without the Templar’s noticing. As the war was getting ready to explode, we discovered that the Templar’s were fighting for the same cause. The war exploded. The only instance in history that the Templars and the Ginga’s ever fought for the same cause. This is why the Revolution was so successful, and why the french Revolution was not. At the conclusion of the war, the Gingers took command of the new nation. For three presidential terms, America was ruled by the I.G.C. In that time, they managed to place one of their own in the Canadian Monarchy. Prince William was this Redhead, because of his place on the government of Canada, they could not have that person have any Ginger power, the land of power could not have an all powerful ruler.  Soon, the Templars caught on. They sent an infiltrator. A fake Ginger, her hair dyed, and a fake set of powers, drug induced of course.

This enemy of the universe, was sent to infiltrate the Monarchy. She did this quite well, we still are recovering from this very successful attempt to take out them out. The story has it, that she came and, using some love potion, forced him to fall madly in love with her. They had one child before we caught on to her and ended her wretched life. Now, this implant had placed a “Spell” on the King. The king craved power now, and power for his little child. He then turned to strange and dark ways to come by this incredible power. Soon he found a way, we still do not fully understand how he broke into the Power supply of Canada, but he did. Before taking the power, he thought through the consequences of stealing from the Canadian supply. He realized that he must have some sort of protection from the Ginga’ who would certainly destroy him and his entire family once they found out. So, he made the decision. He gathered together a group of fifty Gingers from the Gingarian Brotherhood  (classes 25 and down) and held the most evil council since the creation of the planet. At this conference, he promised these fifty, power and riches beyond compare if they would but swear on their lives that they would always be loyal in protecting the Monarchy. Sadly, thirty seven of the fifty swore, the first Canadian Knights had arrived. Upon this oath they all (William and his child included) tapped the Canadian power supply and it was immediately divided between the thirty nine.

At this, the remaining eleven split with one accord. To destroy these evil few. Six of them attacked directly screaming “For the Ginga’!!!”, but before they even had the chance to attack, the awesome power of the Canadian Knights enveloped them all in their power and they were immediately stripped of their power and life. The remaining five had run away from the battle, that was the smart decision. By bolting to the capital, they were able to warn the Gingers there of the threat.

In the confusion one of the Knights turned on the king. He unleashed his full power on the unsuspecting traitor and his son. The force killed the king and son instantly, but because of his vow, the Sworn who had dared to defy his power was destroyed by that same power. It consumed him entirely. Only his charred clothes were found lying next to the King.

Because of this man's bravery, the human race is not enslaved by a few dominant Traitors. The I.G.C. acted quickly and managed to gather the entire Ginga’ together for the sole purpose of chaining these rebels to the power of Canada. It required great sacrifice on our part but the world would be thankful if they only knew.

The Canadian Knights were scattered and most of them killed for their direct violation of their honour. Although a few remained, they could not wield the whole power of Canada alone, it would have literally reduced them to ash in a matter of seconds. Only three survived the first month, and only one was never caught eventually. Those three, waited in secret, training friends and relatives in the ways of the Canadian Knight.

The Dark Ages of the Ginga’

Peace reigned for years, Williams niece became the Queen. Victoria, she was a powerful leader. The I.G.C. elected her to be the first honor member of the Gingarian Brotherhood, which required her to be bestowed with at least 75 percent of the Ginger power out there. The Council voted her a class 13, and granted her the corresponding power. She then reformed her bodyguard, to be full of Gingers. Even though she never came to Canada, she is the most celebrated leader of Canada in it’s history.
Then, strange things started to happen. The Queens entire bodyguard all became sick, with different fatal diseases at the same time. Shortly after, a non-registered group of Canadian Gingers took their place. These Gingers evaded us for years, and when we finally did catch up with them we had ourselves in for a big surprise.
These unregistered Gingers turned out to be the leaders of the Canadian Knights. This was horrible in so many ways. If we could’ve just killed one more of the sworne we would have stopped the entire problem. Sadly we could not find him until he had done his damage. As he prepared for the conquest of Canada, he unleashed one last burst of power that would create a link the the power supply and his followers. All they had to do was go through a special oath with there hands on the bones of this man.  Shortly thereafter, the Canadian Knights started their conquest of canada. The Rebellions of 1837 and 1838, at the beginning of which, it was the Canadian Knights (rebels) against the Government (Ginga’s) but by the end, the Ginga’ was next to extinct in Canada, and they were no longer fighting against the Ginga’ but the Government of Canada had been overtaken by the Canadians, they were fighting a different version of themselves.
Then another of the numerous tragedies that happened in this time period happened. The Great Queen, Victoria, fell madly in “love” with a Templar. At this point, the I.G.C. could not spare any Gingarians to take him out. They were struggling to keep the committee intact. He was allowed to live.  They had seven children, and none of them inherited the power that had been granted her. things just kept on going downhill from there. When Albert the Templar, died in 1861 she withdrew herself from the affairs of Canada. The Canadian Knights ruled the land, unquestioned, and it seemed, that the world Leif had imagined would never become a reality.
Once Victoria Died, the I.G.C. had been forced to move their headquarters back to Europe, and was placed in the city of Breda, in the Netherlands where it resides to this day. Victoria’s successor, Edward VII was not interested in Canada at all. The C.K. spread seeds of rebellion at this time, in an attempt  to claim some power. The Gingarians mounted an attack on the Knights Templar and Canada, and lost.
It seemed to the Ginga’ that they could no longer hold themselves up from brutal strikes of the C.K. and the Templar.  But the world was about to change...

The World at War, Twice

On January 1st 1901 the I.G.C. was faced with the most devastating threat it had ever received. There was a difference of opinion between the Ginga’ and their weaker counterparts, The Gingarian Brotherhood. The Brotherhood felt that an all out war was a  necessary part in the annihilation of the Knights Templar and the Canadian Knights, now known simply as, “The Knights”. The Ginga’ whose power and wisdom greatly exceeded that of the Gingarian Brotherhood, knew that the only way to exterminate The Knights was by assassination of those at the top. There was a split. The Gingarian’s quickly made their move. After carefully selecting a country that if declared war, would throw the world into conflict, the Brotherhood started implanting their men in the Austrian and German governments. The Ginga’ reacted accordingly. sending their top assassins to the country of Serbia.  On September 6 1901, The I.G.C. authorized the lead assassin, Dragutin Dimitrijević, codenamed Apis, to create the secret military organization known as the Black Hand.
Both groups began their climb towards their goals. The Black Hand, having a better support and more experienced men, was ready to take out anybody they wanted to by 1903, they moved quickly, removing Gingarian sympathizers in Serbia, King Alexander and Queen Draga. They waited, killing Gingarians and their allies alike. In March of 1914, Apis found the man he’d been looking for for a full 14 years, Franz Ferdinand, “Archduke” of Austria. He was the current Brotherhood leader, and the founder of the split of the century. Apis moved quickly, he planned the assassination very fast, and that resulted in the tragedy of the time, World War One.  Just one month after the killing, Austria sent the July Ultimatum, Serbia turned it down, they knew it was only just a delay of war, and with that the war began, the I.G.C. revoked the rights of the Gingarians to have any rights on the committee. The war that followed was brutal, in 1917 Apis was caught and was killed by firing squad. In November 1918, most opposing Gingarians had been exterminated and very few were left outside of Berlin. The Allied powers marched in and quickly killed those who were left. Finally in June, 1919 the war was formally ended.
By the time of the war, the Templar had spread their influence over most of Europe. One young Templar by the name of Adolf Hitler had been victim of mustard gas. Being a loyal German, he was furious that they had lost the war. He swore revenge on the now unified I.G.C. He soon recovered from the gas. He began to stir up the Germans toward their manifest destiny, world conquest. He gathered together the Templar from across Europe, they came together and formed the political party of the Nazi. Soon Hitler was the ruler of Germany and the Knights Templar. He dissolved his alliance with the Canadian Knights. The worst mistake he had ever made. The Canadians were infuriated, they had been a powerful friend, now they were a powerful enemy, one who would destroy the Templar if possible. Their chance came all the too soon.
Hitler invaded Austria. He did this to remove the prime Gingarian Brotherhood leaders still stationed there from the first war. The war that followed was bloody and cruel. Hitler took France, the birthplace of the Templar. At this point the key three, Winston Churchill, Harry Truman, and Vladimir Lenin, were leaders of the I.G.C. and of the three most powerful allied nations, The U.S.A, Russia, and England.  Even though Lenin was a radical, and against the I.G.C.’s policies, he intended to remain on their side just long enough to get the power to challenge them, which he eventually did. The war wasn’t looking so good for the Templar, they were up against all the Ginger power in existence, they had no chance. The war soon ended, The Templars very nearly wiped out. Only a few of their trainees escaped with their lives, and a few of the ancient Templar texts. Soon Lenin broke away from the I.G.C. he and his group of Radicals called themselves the Gingarian Reformers, the rest of the world called them the Bolsheviks. The Cold war that followed was truly brutal. The secret art of tapping Ginger power to use to split atoms was stolen by spies all across the sphere of the earth, the Russians were building them by the thousands.
Soon the Cold War came to a close. It had proved to be somewhat useful! we were now in space, and well on our way to a Space colony, this time the Ginga’ would claim their land, and it would not be polluted like Canada had been.

The Rule of the Norris

Now is the Great age, the age of Chuck Norris, The Great Almighty Soul Master. Chuck Norris, TV hero, Martial Arts master, and the first practically worshiped Ginga’ in existence.  The Sheer power of the Norris is shown by the average human who makes jokes about Norris, not knowing how many of those “jokes” are actually facts. Let me give a few examples:

• Chuck Norris’ earwax can cure cancer
• Chuck Norris killed a rhino with it’s own horn
• If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him. You won’t win any fight connected with Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris’s time in this life was over, death came to get him, he roundhouse kicked him in his face, death is still trying to work up the courage to come back.
• Chuck Norris can win the Super Bowl Single Handedly, he already did, twice.
• Chuck Norris can cut diamond in half with his thumb.

These are only a few of the many, many Chuck Norris Facts in existence. Up to this point only one person had ever held him under their control in any way, and that control was only from the fact that he felt a need to be diplomatic with this person. This person is Queen Henry, Queen of Canada, ruler of the Canadian Knights. For years Chuck Norris was the only thing that stopped her from declaring war on the I.G.C. She had been training men like never before, she sent her Knights into the U.S. intending to use them to remove her enemies. Norris would not allow her orders to reach her minions in the U.S. Then something happened, she found that the powers of Canada were running low! It was something that had never happened before, she searched for a Knight with enough power, that she could divide it among her new Knights. There was none with such power. Finally she found her problem. She had given Chuck Norris a mass of power, she found that he had stolen more power from the power bank of Canada. Queen Henry made the single most Stupid decision ever to be made, she realized that power that had been given to The Norris would be limitless, she could train thousands of Knights every year! She called back the power from Norris, only a small amount. The Norris knew she had done this and would not tolerate it. At the next Ginga’ convention, he sent out his plan. Assigning specific gingers to specific Knights. He then picked the date, 12-21-12. He then informed us that we were to be given the key to the power removal from Canada at precisely 5:00 P.M. on Tuesday December 12th, 2012. in the next nine days we would use this key to unlock our Knights power supplies.  Then on that great day he would speak the final words that would restore the ultimate power of the Ginga’! and at last, we will have supremacy and Victory.  Sure, there might be other troubles ahead, but those will be easy. We will have our power again. We could make anyone we want win any war, just by saying a few simple words;

“For The Ginga’!!!”

-- Official Scribe of the Ginga'